你最想去哪里旅游，为什么（英语作文）？
I want to go to Paris, France touri***, legend there's a fantastic scene.
Paris is the capital and largest city, is also the political and cultural center of France. Paris is also the province, belong to 75 France France island sector. Paris metropolitan area is the largest European will be one. Historically, from all over the world come to Paris of the young people h***e various dreams and ambitions, here they h***e dreams, and h***e had dis***ointed, however as what lillke has said: "Paris is a unique city."
Often look at movie story, has "the Eiffel Tower, the arc DE triomphe, etc" don't know don't think began to fantasies, what is the leading role in the sky of how difficult it is, the scene around how beautiful, can't express the beauty. Only from already experience. Just know how beautiful is found......
But it is an illusion, no experience, I think if one day, I definitely to not eat, sleep a few days on the legend of the Paris throughout.
生活中，你发生过哪些特别尴尬又搞笑的事？
老婆和我都是农村的。处对象的时候，第一次上她家。之前她就打电话回去告诉父母，说我要去。结果那天，除了她父母兄弟，爷爷奶奶外，还有她村里的叔叔婶婶，堂哥堂姐堂弟堂妹啥的，甚至连七大姑八大姨都来了，简直就是“三堂会审”啊！我一进门就被这阵仗吓懞了，老婆却在旁边催我：“还愣着干嘛？快跟大家打招呼啊！”尼玛的，我一个都不认识，你也不给我介绍介绍，谁是谁都不知道，怎么打呀？当时脑袋激灵一下，也不知道是犯了哪根筋，马上啪的一下立正，敬礼，然后来个***大招手：“同志们好！同志们辛苦了！”
当兵那会，都是说普通话。这习惯一时半会的改不了。第一次回家探亲，见着父母了，啪的一下立正，敬礼：“爸爸妈妈好，你儿子XXX回来了！”结果我爸拿根棍子一棍打过来，嘴里骂道：“岂有此理！你是哪里人啊？连家里话都不会说了。”
在我那边，说一个人去世了，通常会说“某某某走了”。上个月，我在单位上班，在电梯里听数据中心的同事们说“某某走了”，我大吃一惊，说：“我昨晚下班时还见他好好的，怎么一夜之间他就走了？真是太不幸了，得去慰问慰问他家人，节哀顺变啊！”结果人家说，你误会了。某某是调到天河区上班了，不是你理解的那个意思。
到此，以上就是小编对于搞笑的旅游日记的问题就介绍到这了，希望介绍关于搞笑的旅游日记的2点解答对大家有用。
